Trevor: This story is a boy called Tr-Tr... I... Trisha! He was the smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada! Well, In the Canadian border reigion of America.
This boy. He had all the talent. Charisma and all a boy could have, but he didn't know what to do with it.
He did hockey for a while, but his coach accidentally had a stick jammed up his ass.
He could fly planes this kid, so he signed up for the air force to fly all day long and bomb villages and maybe, just maybe drop the nuke.
It was all going well until one day just before he got his wings an evil witch in charge of psychological evaluations told him he was unstable! Grounded him for life.
Trevor: It was terrible! Sent to a deep pit of doubt, despair and just then. J-Just as he hit rock bottom, he met a fat, silver tongued troll under a bridge.
The troll's name was Mic- .... Michelle! Mhm, this was a funny boy! He sat under his bridge robbing anyone who passed him by.
Sometimes he'd go to shops and rob inns and such. And he persuaded our hero that maybe he should rob people to and you know what?
Little Trisha did rob people and little Trisha was good at it.
They lived happily ever after, for a while. Until the troll met another troll at a strip club. And they fell in lust and he bought her a pair of fake troll tits even bigger than his real troll tits,
so she could make more money stripping! Maybe a little on the side with a little without co-work, but you didn't hear that from me.
And then she pushed out a pair of little trolls and the big bad troll under the bridge went soft!
Trevor: Then Trevor made a new friend call Brad and was thinking of cutting Mike off when it all went to shit! And Mike got killed and Brad went off to jail!
And then the fat ugly troll came back from the dead. And the news picked it up and our hero decided to go out looking for him!
Wade: I'm sorta following it I think, but what happens in the end?
Trevor: That, Wade, we do not know....
Trisha's Story
Trevor is from Canada, or Canadian-American border. His birthday is unknown.
When he was a child, Trevor's father abandoned him in a shopping mall, which Trevor later burned down in retaliation. Trevor also had a brother named Ryan, who died due to an unknown accident.
Even as a child, he had a history of rage issues and violent impulses that ruined his attempts to fit into society.
Maybe the key to a truthfull adulthood, is crushed childhood.
You can see the world for what it is, and your actions start to go like the rules of nature. Brutal, but true.
Instead of boring ''life story'' text, we should hear it from Trevor himself.
I put the Trisha's story, in to a storytype. You know, without Wade's comments.
Trevor: I can be myself out here, bullying, selfish, totally reckless. Do the things that make me me.
Ron: Like kidnapping the wife of a powerful Mexican gangster, and flying a crop duster toward a jumbo jet loaded with mercenaries
Trevor: Exactly! Everyone's so hung up on apperances in L.S, you start to forget who you are. And if you ain't who you are, who the fuck are you?
Ron: You're the most honest, principled man i know, Trevor. A man of integrity
Man of integrity
Trevor:
